Of all the hearts in the world, you just had to steal mine

as quoted by: Saran

Saran is being very emo these days but that okay. Im sure its the uni stress thats kicking in, and messing up her head. but i believe her because you have NO idea what universities put you through. sometimes, you're even lucky to have survived the semester. lucky. yeah. im about to join her club in 3 weeks. ugh

anyway today's topic is....... stealing hearts! its not something i like to write about, unless its me of course [: I LOVE STEALING HEARTS! not.

ladies and guys too we need to find the perfect way to lock up our hearts and swallow the keys. dont hide your keys under the doormat, its not safe! neither is hiding them in flowerpots. what we need is a safe. with a super complicated combination password, that only we know. and if people want to steal our hearts, we can watch them try and kill themselves while finding a way to get to the keys. and if they are worthy enough, they will eventually find out the password and unlock our hearts with this golden sparkling key with lots of bling on it (think rap video bling).

and then we all live happily ever after right? WRONG!

remember to get the key back from him!! hello its bling! well thats not the ONLY reason....

sometimes relationships come to an end. and in order to move on, you will need your key back so you lock your heart up and lock the key up in a safe and proceed with life. if you're one of those people stuck eating icecream and hershey bars in the wee hours of the day, and crying every two seconds, you need to get your key back darling.

so find that loser, get the key, proceed with a beautiful closure and live life!!

OR

if you wish to wait, retail theraphy helps. ALOT.

but i have to warn you, you will be extremely broke.

no money, no bling key, this is a disaster!

and i promise you your levis will be tighter


at the rate you're downing the cookiesn'cream